I'm reminded that it's time once again for: who's searching for what and landing here?

• once again, topping the list: hairy armpit Julia Roberts. I think there's something going on here. Is Julia like famous for baring a hairy pit?
• This one I love: liberal bias in wikipedia. Hello! It's a wiki! If there's "bias," it's the people's bias ... which means it's not a bias at all!
• There also were political inquiries, like, erm: nancy pelosi attractiveness. I'm not saying a word.
• But most were along these lines: girl's sexual stamina. Of course, this could have been an academic exercise, or perhaps a slightly out-of-shape dolt's attempt at trying to figure out whether he should risk having sex or just eat more Twinkies.
• Some guys know what they want: girl girl girl. Preferably all at once.
• This one puzzles me: sweet braced girl. Leg braces? Teeth?
• Then there were the shades of darker fantasies: HOOK-UPS Doomed Girl Alice. Yeah, I'd feel doomed if I were alone in a room with this guy.
• ...and more bizarre predilictions: videotaping a girl shitting. There's no accounting for taste.
• This one is kind of sweet: become a budweiser girl. It's nice how he's trying to help with his girlfriend's career.
• I really feel for this guy: Big woman with bib boos. It's so hard to type with one hand.
• Then there's this: witches and feminism. Obviously he didn't get the "all feminists are witches memo.
• And finally, most disturbing were the searches by those most disturbed: girl torture and girl interrogation movie torture. I suppose I should be glad these men are getting their jollies just watching the stuff. Isn't that why porn is supposed to be so good for society?

That's just from the past 3 days. What lovely internets we have!

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