And I'll say it again here: This is so much the truth!

Please, conservatives, tell us how you're increasing funding for education, when you're not.

Tell us how you're making the air and water cleaner to protect the health of all Americans, when you're not.

Tell us how we're going to war because of an imminent threat, when there isn't.

Tell us how you're spreading freedom, when you're doing your damnedest to eliminate it here.

Tell us how taking money away from Social Security and giving it to banks, while cutting our benefits, is helping America and Americans, when it's not.

Every time Bush opens his mouth, I hear, "Enlarge your penis."

Every time Dick Cheney starts to smirk, I hear, "Enhance your love life."

Every time Donald or Condi or Alberto starts to dance, I hear, "Riviera Administradora Patrimonial."

GOP - spam in a can. (Is there any other kind?)