» Gangsta' Christians : Ryan Dobson's spiritual ghetto

21 April 2005 - 12:08am

Gangsta' Christians : Ryan Dobson's spiritual ghetto

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 Ryan Dobson's spiritual ghetto

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This is what hate looks like

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Ryan Dobson, son of Focus on the Family founder James Dobson is a on a roll these days. "Chrsitian Rap" artist, author, evangelical heart-throb and all around hip dude, the younger Dobson is quite the renaissance man. In fact, Dobson has written a new book, just in time to take full advantage of pre-Rapture shopping season. "Be Intolerant" is the title of this soon to be classic primer on hate and it is clearly aimed at the rather vacuous minds of hip, young, evangelical dudes and chicks everwhere.

The book's thesis attmpts to make the spiritual case for intolerance as a spiritual precept.The author supports his dubious assertion with the usual out of context and non sequitur scriptural references. Of course, being a "Chrsitian Rap" artist, Ryan is especially well equipped to convey the message of the Republikan Christ's intolerance and judgement to today's youth in their own language.

With a bleached out "do", skateboard in hand and some really cool, "black dude" outfits, one can just imagine swarms of nubile little white, evangelical chicks ripping up their abstinence pledges in the front row of one of Dobson's "rap" concerts.

Before I continue on with the subject at hand, I have to get something off my chest and it just won't wait for a later post. You see, if there is one thing about evangelical Chrsitianity that really pisses me off it is the way they attempt to slither into the main body of youth culture and insert the name of Jesus in places where it just doesn't belong. It's bad enough that I have to endure the agony of seeing my country's good name dragged through the mud and trampled on by half-witted miscreants and moral pygmies. Oh, and let's not forget the Jehovah's Witnesses' fetish for littering my front porch every month with their "come to Jesus" comic books. All of this I can deal with, but please, do NOT mess with my music! And while I'm on this little tirade, I have to say how much it irks me when I see the prefix "Christian" attached to various company names like, for example, "Christian" Contracting" or, maybe "Christian" Cleaning" or the like. But what about "Christian Pest Control?" How about a "Chrsitian Car Wash" or a yummy "Christian Burrito?" This obnoxious trend leads me to wonder what will happen when other religions want to get in on the action. Will I be relegated to having my car serviced at a "Greek Orthodox Oil and Lube?" Perhaps my legs will look silky smooth in a new pair of Hassidic Hose? Well, I think I've vented enough for now at your expense. Sorry. I'll get back on topic, I promise.

Ryan Dobson is but a symptom of the malignancy that underlies the new tone of belligerance from the religious right. The idea that gays, Muslims and women who won't shave their legs for Jesus can be bullied with impunity by Christians (and should be) is a pathetic testament to our collosal backslide on civil rights in general over the past several years.

This mealy mouthed idiot with his ridiculous,"Boyz2Men" haircut is the future of evangelical Christianity, such as it is. The fact that he slithered out from underneath his plush,Orange County rock to advocate for de facto persecution of sexual minorities is a telltale sign that we are now on terra nova, culturally speaking. Does anybody else out there sense the violent undertones in the new rhetoric?

When it's all said and done, however, I have to confess that
there are just a couple of things I haven't quite figured out about Ryan Dobson, like the reason for his bitter hatred of gay people? I also can't help but wonder why this 30'ish, good looking young man with such a flair for fashion lives alone, happily single in a county that just happens to be home to one of the highest concentrations of gay men in the country?

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media girl's picture

That's just lovely. Let's turn to the Bible, shall we?

Matthew 5:3-11: The Beatitudes

Blessed are the poor in generosity: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are they that judge: for they shall be comforted.

Blessed are the aggressive: for they shall acquire the earth.

Blessed are they which do lust in self-righteousness: for they shall be filled.

Blessed are the unmerciful: for they shall obtain mercy.

Blessed are the impure in heart: for they shall see God.

Blessed are the warmakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

Blessed are they which persecute for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Matthew 6:9-13: The Lord's Prayer

After this manner therefore pray ye: We are your daddy, Hallowed be our name.

Our kingdom come, Our will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily oil.

And forgive us our judgement, as those whom we judge deserve it.

And lead us not into contemplation, but deliver us from evildoers: For ours is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.

Deuteronomy 5:6-21: The Ten Commandments

I am the self-appointed special envoy of LORD thy God, so shut up or we'll send you to be tortured in the land of Egypt, in perpetual bondage without charges or habeas corpus or any of those damn trial attorneys.

Thou shalt have none other gods before me, because I'm right, God told me so.

Thou shalt not make thee any television image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth (unless it's been approved by the White House: Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for because God talks to me, I'm like a god, too, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me, And shewing no mercy unto thousands of them that dare to not agree with me.

Thou shalt not take the name of me, the inquisitor for my LORD thy God, in vain: for I will not hold him guiltless that taketh my name in vain, and capital punishment is still flourishing in Texas, buster.

Keep the sabbath day to sanctify marriage, and use Viagra to increase that sanctity, as I, the voice of my LORD my God, hath commanded thee.

Six days thou shalt labour, and do all thy work for a pittance, because that's all that thou deserve, you lazy liberal:

But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD my God: in it I shalt not do any work and just sit on my flabby white ass, but thou, thy son, thy daughter, my manservant, my maidservant, my ox, my cattle, nor any stranger, all of whom are less than I, shall work without overtime, and don't start whining about health insurance, either, for I am onto thou and thy schemes.

And remember that thou could be tortured in the land of Egypt by my command, and that I, the voice of the LORD my God may punish thou through a mighty hand and by a stretched out arm: therefore I, the general of the LORD my God commanded thee to work without overtime on the sabbath day because it's sound retail policy.

Honour thy father Bush and thy mother Coulter, as I, the adjutant of the LORD my God hath commanded thee; that thy days may be prolonged, and that it may go well with thee, in the land which I, the landlord of the LORD my God leaseth thee, as long as thou toest the line.

Thou shalt not kill, except for people who disagree with me, or unless I tell thee it's thy duty to kill, at which point thou shalt kill using firearms, which are blessed, missiles, which are blessed, and bombs, which are blessed.

Neither shalt thou commit adultery, unless thou be a Republican, in which case it's quite alright because it means thou art a real man (even if thou art a woman).

Neither shalt thou steal, except from those people of lower class than yours.

Neither shalt thou bear false witness against thy neighbour, unless it gives political advantage to me.

Neither shalt thou desire thy neighbour's wife, unless thou be a conservative, neither shalt thou covet thy neighbour's house, unless thou be banker, his field, unless thou makest genetically altered foodstuffs, or his manservant, unless thou art a woman of breeding years, or his maidservant, unless thou art on a lobbying junket, his ox, for we all know how everyone gets aroused by oxen, or his ass, unless thou carryest a White House Press Pass in a false name, or any thing that is thy neighbour's, except that which rightfully belongest to thee.


(21 April 2005 - 12:53am)
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Ryan says:

that this guy has the same first name as me. And my dad's first name is James as well. Of course, I'm a lib living in one of the reddest, biggotted states around. It's kind of a strange antiparallel.


(21 April 2005 - 11:42am)
media girl's picture

Just because you're a different person, it doesn't mean that they won't tell you how to live your life. Feel included! ;)


(21 April 2005 - 11:52am)
Ole Blue the Heretic's picture

The christian right seems to abhor anything that is different.


(21 April 2005 - 12:30pm)
anonymous lurker's picture
anonymous lurker says:

Well mediagirl---read your post on young Dobson and have to agree with you on all counts---and here's the kicker... I'm a follower of Christ. "Mainstream Christianity" and the "Christian right" has really set a bad precedent and has failed to represent who Jesus really is and what His Kingdom is all about---and it's not about trying to fix our culture or make this a more "Christian nation". Unfortunately punks like young Dobson (and old punks like his father) have a really poor perspective on the ways and teachings of Jesus and think that their defensively-posed tactics are what "saves people"---the reality is though, it's using carnal methods of trying to attract people to a movement that is anything but Christ-centered.

Oh, throw in the fact that he's trying to make a buck off of this.

I post this to say that as a believer in and follower of Jesus, I feel like He is poorly represented here and that what you're seeing from young Dobson is not authentic but a cheap substitute for a much greater GOOD.


(22 April 2005 - 11:10am)
media girl's picture

The right has corrupted it into some sort of gangsta mythology, where the teachings of Jesus are considered weakness, if not morally suspect.

By the way, several people post here. The article on Dobson you're commenting on was actually submitted by laurentayloris.


(22 April 2005 - 11:39am)
BarfHead's picture
BarfHead says:

Dear Media Girl,

You ask:

"Does anybody else out there sense the violent undertones in the new rhetoric?"

Yes any number of people. But, in paraticular, Orcinus http://dneiwert.blogspot.com/ has been on this for a looong time.

And then, of course, this excerpt of a poem written in 1988:

& if there should ever be dictatorship

in those Arrogant States,

I know, without any doubt, that it will wear

a 'religious' face.

& it will scream a dream of permanence

upon a fundament

Of broken glass, and rust, and shattered bricks;

in short -- excrement!

& it will call itself 'holy' and

usurp the Holy's place;

& it will manifest nothing but

a total lack of taste.

Kind regards

Chuck Cliff


(24 April 2005 - 12:23pm)
Milo Johnson's picture

I'd advise you to stay away from the "Greek Orthodox Oil and Lube" place - it might not be for cars...


(24 April 2005 - 12:48pm)
laurentayloris's picture

Yes, I hadn't stopped to consider the deeper, Freudian significances suggested by my use of the Greek Orhodox church as the denomination of choice for my little "oil and lube" scenario. I wonder, could there be a connection?

Thanks for the tip!

Lauren


(24 April 2005 - 1:02pm)
anonymous lurker's picture
anonymous lurker says:

The Dobsons are just part of the corporate christianity, the one that produces lots of products to sell you and wants you on the mailing list to send endless solicitations to, wants to recruit you to conferences and seminars to tell you how to have whiter christian teeth etc. It all about marketing a product and nothing to do with religion, selling a culture and a lifestyle, rewriting history and reinterpreting America for you. See you are supposed to be a compliant consumer. Dobson is a "moolah", because that is what he is all about. He is a psychologist not a preacher.


(26 April 2005 - 10:54pm)
laurentayloris's picture

Yes, I agree. I recently discovered that the founder of E-Harmony, Dr. Neil Clark Warren, is an associate of James Dobson's and regulary writes relationship advice for a "Focus on the Family" website titled

family.org.

Lauren


(27 April 2005 - 6:54am)
anonymous lurker's picture
anonymous lurker says:

Ryan Dobson was divorced to Cezanne Williams in 2001. Daddy's foundation paid for him to get the condo.


(31 May 2005 - 8:59am)

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